my favorite kid...

...visits me 5,000 times per day. when i hadn't seen him by the middle of 2nd hour, i was concerned. he's in the room next to me that hour and he always stops by to say hi to a few of us. i had to go to the bathroom so on the way down the hall, i looked past the room and he was there, phew! not skipping school like my other favorite (she didn't come today... slacker! actually another favorite who i don't currently have didn't come say hi so she probably didn't come either! ay yi yi... these kids!). on the way back from the bathroom, he's in the hall and goes, "tell me why i got arrested this weekend!" seriously? this kid stresses me out! and so i ask him why and he goes, "chris and john (names changed for anonymity) and me got arrested and you know what? the dogs smelled the weed on me?" so i ask for the consequences... a $300 ticket. seriously? that's it? for possession of an illegal drug? who knew? not me.

i have "chris" the following hour and this one told me to ask him about it so i bring it up and i think he was surprised i knew, but didn't actually care. well favorite comes in that hour and then i had to walk him back to class (my student teacher started teaching 3rd and 4th hour today... and a perfect day for it as i can't really talk much so i only had to teach 1st hour today!). then 4th hour, he comes in and i have to walk him to class once again.

at lunch he pops in and says something about how much i'm drinking (i had drinken a big bottle of water by this point) and how i'm going to have to go to the bathroom and i mention i've already gone twice since coming to school and he's like, "too much information." then let's see, he's in my fifth hour so that's always a treat. i always have to walk him to sixth hour so he'll leave me alone (it's my plan so he feels the need to stay longer or to pop in) and he was a royal pain about it and didn't want to go in the room, but i didn't want the teacher to see me and think i was his pass because clearly it was NOT an excused tardy... i just couldn't get him out of the room.

half way through 6th hour, guess who pops in? yeah... and so we start talking about the pregnancy scare from last week and how he can't have a kid now and about how his parents are just the people who made him and whatnot (recall the crappy life mentioned in the previous post) and so he made his girlfriend get a blood test and i'm like, "she couldn't just pee on a stick?" and he's like, "no, i had to be sure" and blah blah blah about parents and whatnot and i go, "it's called a condom!" (who ever would have thought i'd have the balls to say that and not even blush?!?!?) and then, he goes, "it broke!" EWWWW... tmi! so i can't say that i had to pee, but he can say the condom broke? i don't want to hear that!

okay so he has chris come up (at least chris doesn't have a 6th or 7th hour) and says he's gonna skip 7th hour so i say that he isn't and that i'm gonna walk him to class so i'm walking him there and he tells chris to meet him in seely hall in a little bit. so i get him to class and there's a sub! BUT there is a student teacher who sees him before he tries ducking away from me and as the kid is in the doorway, i go to the student, "he's supposed to meet his friend in seely hall in a few minutes... don't let him out of the room!" the look on favorite's face was priceless! and i haven't seen him since then! ha ha! can't wait to hear what he has to say about it tomorrow!